$BINOBino Bowski
The scan
Bino Bowski crawled out of a cursed vegetable patch wearing camouflage shorts and the expression of someone who just ate his own seed phrase.
> result: pear, avocado or failed experiment. specimen refuses to clarify.
Hands on
He wandered into a sunny meadow with his hands in his pockets, looking aggressively unemployed. The robots tried to remove them. They failed.
Centrifuge
Asked about his utility, Bino pointed at his shorts and declared himself head of camouflage operations.
> 9,000 rpm. heart rate: unchanged.
Cloning
Every confused stare and awkward pose makes him ridiculously memeable. So the lab made more. Then a lot more.
> supply: 1
Going viral
Now he is going super viral on Instagram, confusing people into laughing at a creature that has absolutely no business existing.
Stop overthinking.
Let the vegetable cook.
He rejected the business meeting and demanded a return to memes so stupid that explaining them would ruin the joke.